Events Page
If you're too stupid to figure out what this is for, I feel sorry for you. This is where you go to see how badly I messed up your lives today. There won't be events every month, and some of them might actually be good (or you might pull an Austin and take an awesome war I was planning and turn them into vassals). But please start a war, or I'll need to make it very interesting. And you won't like what I do to entertain myself.
May 1861
People, like England, the Ottomans, and Russia, make peace! That's almost as bad as agriculture! Agriculture! At least Spain hasn't made peace yet. In other news, France's 194,000 man army is done training. So that's why y'all made peace. I get it... Nuthin big happened though. Oh, and the Dutch give up.
April 1861
Japan invades Korea, and other wars continue. Too lazy to type more.
Japan Invades Korea
After a long period of isolation, the Japanese gain imperial ambitions and invade Korea. Yes, Japan actually turned in orders!
The King of England is a Bad Person
The king of Britain commits terrible atrocities in France, slaughtering huge portions of the populace. The French people are angry, and they will resist much more than they would otherwise. These terrible atrocities surpass even the Massacre of Socialists. The French lose 20 gold and 3 metal from these horrible deeds.
So is the King of Spain
He enters the Wicked Witch War against France. The people of Spain are tired of being a classic French neutral we assume. He commits similar atrocities to the ones Britain did against.
March 1861
Germany fights, the War of Northern Aggression starts causing deaths and the Wicked Witch War heats up. I don't need to entertain myself.
Spain Becomes A Major Power
A new leader has risen to lead Spain to global dominance! We dunno what he'll do but we hope it's interesting.
The Dutch Invade Belgium
Angry about German massacres, the Dutch invade German occupied Belgium.
Russia Enters the Wicked Witch War
Russia invades ottoman territory in the support of France we assume. Or because he doesn't like Turks. Either or.
Germans Do Stuff
After the Battle of Brussels, the Belgian government surrenders and agrees to become a German colony. The German army kills even more socialists, but at least these ones were able to fight back.
February 1861
The first month has ended, what has happened? You guys are fighting enough, I don't need any revolts to entertain myself.
Mines
Everyone gets 5 extra metal from now on, for free. I want you to fight wars, so you need metal.
Ottoman Empire Invades France
We aren't quite sure what's going on here.
CSA Militia
The CSA gets three militia because of their propaganda efforts. They will be available for use this turn.
USA invades CSA
The North invades the South, and the armies meet in Virginia.
Britain invades France
We aren't quite sure why. But they're there, and there's a lot of them.
Germany Massacres Socialists
Germany massacres the unarmed protesters. Socialists have risen up and formed the "Liberty Brigade" to overthrow the government.
Germany invades Belgium
The German army marches to Brussels, where they face off against Belgian forces. Not sure why, except that, well, Germany does stuff like this.
January 1861
The world has undergone enormous changes in the first month, when coincidentally, many powerful nation received new leaders. What will happen when these untested leaders are faced with a wave of disasters?
Mongol Nationalism
The Mongols, unhappy with Chinese rule, have thrown off the Chinese and established a Mongol Khanate. At the moment, territory they control is uncertain, but they are believed to have a large military and a grudge against China and Russia.
SOLVED: The Czar has ceded the Stans to Mongolia and given them 10 gold. The Mongol Khanate is now allied to Russia, and it has 6 cavalry. At least four must be left in the khanate at all times. The Chinese government has ceded Mongolia, Inner Mongolia, and the westernmost province to the Khanate. The Khanate is the lighter purple blob south of Russia. Russia is now dark purple.
SOLVED: The Czar has ceded the Stans to Mongolia and given them 10 gold. The Mongol Khanate is now allied to Russia, and it has 6 cavalry. At least four must be left in the khanate at all times. The Chinese government has ceded Mongolia, Inner Mongolia, and the westernmost province to the Khanate. The Khanate is the lighter purple blob south of Russia. Russia is now dark purple.
Irish Protests
The Irish demand local government and freedom from British rule. They are protesting peacefully. The English have not responded yet. if left untreated, the peaceful revolution may become violent.
SOLVED: Britain gave Ireland 13 lumber to build buildings and statues. Britain now doesn't have to pay for upkeep. And I remember to put Ireland on the list of places he rules.
SOLVED: Britain gave Ireland 13 lumber to build buildings and statues. Britain now doesn't have to pay for upkeep. And I remember to put Ireland on the list of places he rules.
Balkan Unrest
Ethnic groups in the Balkan peninsula, in both the Ottoman and Austrian Empires, demand self-government and independence. If their concerns aren't dealt with one way or another, violence may erupt.
The Socialists Rise Up
In Germany and France, socialists demand elections and the institution of a socialist leader. It is unclear how the monarchs of these two countries prepare to respond. The German government has massacred many protesters, starting off a larger revolt.